Two weeks ago, Carter discovered some rather 'colourful' language and shared said discovery at a very inappropriate moment.
Parenting is an embarrassing experience. It's wonderful, but it's utterly humiliating at times. My logical side knows children come with their own little personalities and quirks, but they are also an extension of their parents in many ways and so when something embarrassing happens, I feel that humiliation 100%.
Carter is a music lover and enjoys watching his favourite songs on YouTube at times. Lately, it's been watching old Wiggles songs. Two years ago he was a big Wiggles fan but that had tapered off. He recently stumbled upon a Wiggles clip and it unleashed the floodgates of Wiggles videos into our house yet again. Unfortunately, there are some weirdos out there who think it's amusing to make up Wiggles videos and adding in a variety of swear words - words we thus far haven't heard from our children's mouths.
Go back a fortnight and we were at church. It was all finished and it was time to go home. As we were getting ready to head off to the car, Carter expressed he wanted to keep playing with the other children and ran off. Anthony followed him into the crowded foyer and managed to grab hold of his hand and told him it was time to go. Carter turned around and yelled out:
"Let go of me, you d***!"
Did I mention the foyer was crowded??
When pressed as to where he had heard such a word, Carter though about it and said:
"Ummmm.... I think it was Jesus."
Now I have my concerns at times about how Carter will do academically and what his future holds, but then I see how clever and crafty he is on his feet and a wave of pride washes over me.
I just wish it wasn't over his lying about where he heard such inappropriate language and placing the blame on Jesus!
We finally got it out of him that he heard it on a Wiggles video on YouTube. He also followed this up with two other 'new' words that same day. Between trying to stifle shocked giggles, Anthony and I were appalled!
Thankfully such language has died down, but I have been waiting for the moment when his crankiness and impulsivity gets the better of him and he lets one slip out again.
But, his love of police shows may have solved our problems. I watched an episode of Police Ten 7 with Carter as he loves police shows. In this particular episode, three separate people were arrested for verbally assaulting the police officers. Carter picked up that the 'bleeps' meant swearing and asked if they were arrested for swearing. I very slowly nodded and told him;
" Yes! Yes! They were arrested for swearing. You are very lucky that no one called the police when you swore or that could happen to you. I hope you won't be saying those words again."
Carter got a very serious look on his face and said;
"I won't say swear words again. I will keep the peace cos I dont wanna go to the slammer!"
Thank you TV!!